I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes.
I’ve worked at a casino and as a delivery driver. This is 100% accurate.
Ur sexy can i see your pussy spread?;)
No but I can take a picture of me spreading cream cheese on a bagel
play by play on the erotic sensation I get from dousing a bae-glel in cream cheese:
first I feel the softness of bae-gle against my face
Then I get her nice and toasty
then I give her a little motivation and support
then I start sensually lathering bae-gle with cream cheese
then I look at my bae-gle before and tell her I appreciate her
and when I take a bite is when I realize..
THAT BAE-GLES ARE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT BAE-GLES!@@#!@@MOTHER FUCKING BAE-GLSZ
and there was my very personal and erotic bae-gle consumption
So my mom went out shopping yesterday…
and she bought me this toiletries set.
and I know it’s more than likely intended for kids, but I can’t stop giggling at this.
stop looking at me like this soldier and wash your damn hands
i am a genius playboy billionaire philanthropist and you expect me to wash your hair who exactly do you think I am
why do i have to wash your hair?
WASH ASS OR HULK SMASH