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thatruskieyakattack:

completed-nihilism:

Vantablack

British researchers have created the ‘new black’ of the science world - and it is being dubbed super black.

The material absorbs all but 0.035 per cent of light, a new world record, and is so dark the human eye struggles to discern its shape and dimension, giving the appearance of a black hole.

Named Vantablack, or super black, it also conducts heat seven and half times more effectively than copper, and is ten times stronger than steel.

It is created by Surrey NanoSystems using carbon nanotubes, which are 10,000 thinner than human hair and so miniscule that light cannot get in but can pass into the gaps in between.

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swoobats:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

thew33niest:

1980’s Businesswoman Comics by Kate Beaton

Goals

This will NEVER cease to be funny.

"Let me get back to you Jonathan."

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doajiggie:

sultaniyee:

catsandcunts:

what is this

important

Bird surfing, coming soon to ESPN

doajiggie:

sultaniyee:

catsandcunts:

what is this

important

Bird surfing, coming soon to ESPN

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

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besitos-for-a-day:

imkindaoldfashioned:

wearetheatomsmashers:

both of their expressions are literally priceless.

All three of their expressions.

boys, that was the best response.

besitos-for-a-day:

imkindaoldfashioned:

wearetheatomsmashers:

both of their expressions are literally priceless.

All three of their expressions.

boys, that was the best response.

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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It’s just a façade. Remind you of anyone, Mary?

It’s just a façade. Remind you of anyone, Mary?

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waterchuck:

Bday dinner party.

MY WATERCHUCK IS SOOOOO PRETTY

waterchuck:

Bday dinner party.

MY WATERCHUCK IS SOOOOO PRETTY

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illustratedkate:

I don’t know if i’m more excited for Sam Wilson being Cap or for Anthony Mackie being Cap - both of them are basically a dream come true!

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

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