I AM THE SEXY DALEK

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

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— 8 hours ago with 204810 notes
Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

Treat yo self

(Source: crystalground, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

— 8 hours ago with 157806 notes
cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

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— 8 hours ago with 37626 notes

fantasies-and-temptations:

plannedparenthood:

Anatomically correct underwear and bra from the “Why Are You So Afraid of Your Own Anatomy” collection by Eleanor Beth Haswell.

via Marie Claire Magazine

I want this!!!!

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— 8 hours ago with 12190 notes

susiethemoderator:

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

I will never stop reblogging.

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— 8 hours ago with 192818 notes

smitethepatriarchy:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

I’ve worked at a casino and as a delivery driver. This is 100% accurate.

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— 8 hours ago with 13234 notes
2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

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— 9 hours ago with 38623 notes

sassyaspersassy:

hellolaurenlopez:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

PLEASE

YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON

YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?

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— 9 hours ago with 140621 notes
Anonymous asked: Ur sexy can i see your pussy spread?;)


Answer:

drunkvanity:

drunkvanity:

No but I can take a picture of me spreading cream cheese on a bagel

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play by play on the erotic sensation I get from dousing a bae-glel in cream cheese:

first I feel the softness of bae-gle against my face

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Then I get her nice and toasty

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then I give her a little motivation and support

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then I start sensually lathering bae-gle with cream cheese

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then I look at my bae-gle before and tell her I appreciate her

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and when I take a bite is when I realize..

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THAT BAE-GLES ARE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK

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HOLY SHIT BAE-GLES!@@#!@@MOTHER FUCKING BAE-GLSZ

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Bae-gles.

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and there was my very personal and erotic bae-gle consumption

— 9 hours ago with 921 notes
So my mom went out shopping yesterday…

littleblackmariah:

and she bought me this toiletries set.

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and I know it’s more than likely intended for kids, but I can’t stop giggling at this.

just….

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stop looking at me like this soldier and wash your damn hands

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i am a genius playboy billionaire philanthropist and you expect me to wash your hair who exactly do you think I am

why do i have to wash your hair?

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WASH ASS OR HULK SMASH

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— 12 hours ago with 254 notes